A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior
high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and
contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three
young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his
street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing
percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided
it was time to take some action.
The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they
banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are
a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In
fact, I use to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a
favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do
your thing." he kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the
trashcans.
After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he
had a sad smile on his face. "This recession's really putting a big dent
in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents
to beat on the cans."
The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they did accept his offer
and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree
approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.
"Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm
not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"
"A lousy quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to
waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No
way, mister. We quit!"
And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.